November 2011
223 posts
October 2011
186 posts
lord of the flies in a nutshell
ralph: we need a fire
ralph: guys we need a fire
ralph: we really need a fire guys
ralph: guys
ralph: a fire
ralph: WE NEED ONE
jack: i have a better idea let's kill everything
bandboysasparents:
andrew mcmahon was sitting in his living room when his son ran in the room holding a can of paint “,ook dad, it’s dark blue!” “what did you just say” andrew asked “it’s dark blue” tears filled andrew’s eyes. “have you ever been alone in a crowded room?” he whispered to himself.
bandboysasparents:
Nat Motte is comforting his daughter after a hard day at school. “I really don’t know dad.” she sighs, and he gives her hand a squeeze. “Everyone, they’re saying the don’t trust-” Nat starts rocking, ‘DON’T TRUST A HOE, NEVER TRUST A HOE.’ he yells, tears streaming down his face. His daughter puts a hand on his shoulder. “But daddy, it was only my first kiss, not-” Nat stands...
bandboysasparents:
Patrick comes home one day to find his son crying in his bedroom. “Whats wrong?” Patrick asks his sobbing son while putting his arm around him. His son replied ”M-my girlfriend just b-broke up-p with me! Now my life is falling apart” “TO HALF TIME!” Patrick yelled then ran into his room and sobbed into his collection of hats and bow ties.
bandboysasparents:
Patrick Stump and his wife were waiting for their daughter’s first boyfriend to pick her up for her first date. Mrs. Stump is helping their daughter get ready and giving her advice. Right when she’s about to leave she says “I hope he’s a gentleman!” Patrick slowly whispers “but maybe he won’t find out what I know…” and runs to the bathroom sobbing “YOU WERE THE LAST GOOD THING...
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there is finally a quality trending topic on...
vonizzix:
my favorites:
passive aggressive notes against the machine
led pencil
mildly spicy chili peppers
clap your hands, say…meh
abstinence pistols
carving pumpkins
go get the horizon yourself
foster the homo sapiens
the stationary stones
you and me at 6:35
thirty seconds to the fourth planet in our solar system
math class heroes
noah and the tadpole
staying completely calm at...
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OMG EARTHQUAKE DO IT AGAIN
ONE MORE TIME PLEASE
I NEED TO FULLY ENJOY IT
i wasted all 10 seconds of the last one being confused about what was happening to my house
“We seem to forget that fairy tales don’t always have a happy ending. We also...”
Will smith created all the dance moves
crystalwin:
The Cat Daddy:
The Shuffle:
The Single Ladies Dance:
The Stanky Leg:
The Cyclone:
The Dougie:
EFL <3
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