December 2011
117 posts
How teens and adults text
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
matturday:
my dad told me
that when I grow up
I should start a security company
and call it
SURE LOCKED HOMES
Set Fire to the Rain
friend: have you had any african food lately
me: what no
friend: neither have the africans
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
I'm sorry, but I just really hate it when people...
jetashree:
It’s a reasonable assumption I guess, but it bothers the freak out of me.
it’s not so much “omg hdu assume i’m from that horrible place known as folsom” but more like that weird feeling of having been labeled/categorized/sorted
Today's Best Videos (Dec 14, 2011)
tastefullyoffensive:
Lizard Plays a Video Game Cute Kid Really Wants Donuts
that lizard omg
Trying to converse with adults:
Me: Hi.
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
