diverting: Why homosexuality should be banned. Successful troll is VERY successful. But really. Can we send this to some of our lawmakers? He’s a hero.
Police officer ejaculates on woman, and is found... →
thespacesamidlove: helloaello: wearetherebirth: No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it. When the case went to trial, however, defense attorney Al Stokke argued that Park...
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awyeahlongbox: feministnoise: closetospring: thenewhotness: “Ugh, is that a book? How can you even stand to carry that around, with its pages, and its cover? God, I don’t know what I would do without the feel of a scroll in my hand so that I could read decrees the way …
That 'I want to draw' feeling.
Ooh na na, what’s my name, ooh na na, what’s my name?– Rumpelstilskin (via historysaidwhat)
I guess the change in my pocket wasn’t enough, I’m like ‘fuck you’.– Jay Gatsby to Daisy Buchanan (via historysaidwhat)
I’m trying to text while at a red light, but I keep making all the greens.– First World Problems (via epic4chan)
Whenever I open a box of frozen food, I throw the box in the garbage. Then I...– First World Problems (via epic4chan)
I actually attack the concept of happiness. The idea that - I don’t mind people...– Hugh Mackay (via aeloquence)
How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on, when in your...– The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien (via aeloquence)