January 2012
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"The space coast has been badly hurt." - Mitt...
afternoonsnoozebutton:
thenoobyorker:
Makes sense…
East coast
West coast
Space coast
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solatio:
thanks to tumblr i am able to follow a series without actually watching anything
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Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
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family member: so what are your plans
me: sleep and eat
family member: i meant for tomorr-
me: sleep and eat
family member: and for the futu-
me: sleep
family member: when you grow u-
me: eat
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Tumblr employee: I have an idea! Why don't we make asks more user friendly. Y'know, allow line breaks, links, don't immediately delete the message from your inbox once you've replied...
Karp: NO I HAVE A BETTER IDEA LET'S CREATE AN ENTIRELY SEPARATE MESSAGING SERVICE FROM OUR EXISTING ONE OMG IT WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER
Tumblr employee: But it seems like it might be easier to-
Karp: WHO IS THE 25 YEAR OLD MILLIONAIRE HERE? THIS WILL BE GREAT. WE'LL MAKE THIS NEW SERVICE EVERYTHING THAT ASKS COULD NEVER BE
Tumblr employee: But they could be if we just-
Karp: SHUT UP OK WE'RE GIVING THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
Tumblr employee: Higher gif size? No more ask limit? Notifications when someone replies?
Karp: UGLY FONTS. MAN, THIS IS SOME GOOD COCAINE.
Tumblr employee: No wonder everyone uses missing e...
Karp: DON'T SPEAK THAT NAME IN MY PRESENCE YOU'RE FIRED