February 2012
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noonanoodle:
stupid-lyre:
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autumn-and-eve:
rosemannequin:
homorobotica:
fraudstory:
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking like complete tools to all the cars driving by
I hope Rick Santorum orders a...
I like to entertain fantasies that Rick Santorum...
detectiveinspectornarwhal:
And at the end of the GOP race he’s going to jump out and yell, ‘SURPRISE!’ and reveal himself as a gay atheist.
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Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song...
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me: I am alone in the house
me: which means I can do
me: REBELLIOUS THINGS
me:
me:
me: /uses bathroom with door open
me: /sings at the top of lungs
me: /eats jam straight our of the jar
me: hahahahhahahahahaha
kanye west: never mind i'll find someone like me
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me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
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“Chris Brown lip-synced his single “Turn Up the Music” (without being threatened...”
– The New Yorker’s review of the Grammy Awards (via iwillbeyourgoal)
Girls and Women...Take Note.
afternoonsnoozebutton:
joshishollywood:
wayfaringthroughthegalaxy:
Dear females of all ages,
Here is living proof that you don’t have to dress like a desperate, cheap whore to look pretty and utterly beautiful (Note: I am not calling all girls whores. I am only saying that some dress LIKE whores…I have respect for women because guys should, not to get laid, so if you can’t handle that,...
sbrez:
TINKY WINKY
DIPSY
LALA
PO
TYRONE
