May 2012
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toosiblog: A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist  ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”  At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500...
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April 2012
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watched all of the underclassmen campaign videos.
crystalwin: I have no life.  no senior really does at this point
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most people: lol lazy sunday
me: lol lazy sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and saturday
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clavid: apparently i’m a slave 4 u is not an appropriate song to put on a powerpoint about the 13th amendment
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jewleye: yaaahh showing her a good time
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gweebog: gweebog: dad melted the chinese so i haven’t had dinner okay this was badly worded my dad has not committed genocide repeat there was no genocide involved
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theresavoidinmypolaroid: If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah” 
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noelgallaghershighflyingturds: what if in an alternate universe there is a classical composer named kanye east who is known for being humble & creating quality music
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Dory: hey I just met you
Dory: and this is crazy
Dory: hey I just met you
Dory: and this is crazy
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introspective-clarity: ericrauvola: orlyman: digitallyimpaired: pandacows: the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant oh my god Holy shit Brilliant Oh my fuck
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An old Japanese myth says that if you shut the...
afternoonsnoozebutton: Yup.
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stebenrogers: my favorite joke will always be this one A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. “Hey!” shouts the manager. “Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!” The panda yells back at the manager, “Hey man, I...
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