April 2012
112 posts
this is your chance to invade my privacy! (:
1: HOW MANY WASPS DO YOU EAT ON A DAILY BASIS.
2: DO YOU SATE YOUR BLOODLUST BY SLAUGHTERING THE INNOCENT.
3: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRAVED THE FLESH OF A VIRGIN CHILD.
4: HOW MANY SOULS HAVE YOU CORRUPTED IN OUR DARK LORD'S NAME.
5: TO WHOM ARE YOU LOYAL.
6: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOUR TASTE BUDS SAVORED BLOOD.
7: HOW MANY SACRIFICES HAVE YOU MADE THIS WEEK.
8: CAN YOU COUNT THE TEARS THAT THE MOTHERS YOU'VE MURDERED HAVE SHED.
9: DO YOU CRAVE THE POWER TO END ALL WORLDS.
10: HAIL SATAN.
afternoonsnoozebutton:
jpegartifacts:
Kanye West in concert ft. Kanye West ft. Kanye West ft. Kanye West ft. Kanye West
Jurassic park with an all black/latino cast
afternoonsnoozebutton:
super-eklectic1:
Dr: I’ve created an island full of dinosaurs and you’re all invited!!
Black/Latino People: naw we cool
Roll end credits
Why is this so funny.
1 tag
2 tags
mynamekyle:
boybands are weird because they always sing about how this one girl is really hot and special and it just makes me confused and wonder if they’re going to try and share her or just completely gang bang her or what
A Poem About Tumblr
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Um, what the hell are you talking about, you fucking asshole? Roses and violets can be any fucking color they want, and who are you to judge them? Maybe they don’t even identify as roses and violets and you’re just making this decision based on their appearance. Wow, go fuck yourself, you bigoted asshole.
pokemonyewest:
m0rphling:
pokemonyewest:
I’m gonna make a blog called
Real Nigga Problems
And there aren’t gonna be any posts
Because real niggas don’t have problems
bringing this back ok
I spoke too soon lmao
1 tag
if you think our economy is bad just be thankful you dont live in neopia
it’s like postwar germany
take your wheelbarrow of neopoints to the market to buy a loaf of bread
you’re right neopets is exactly like postwar germany
there is absolutely no difference between neopets and postwar germany