June 2012
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Book club with authors
Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
elmo666:
THIS IS NAMED MOURNING WOMAN ON ISTOCKPHOTO??
THATS NOT THE FACE OF A MOURNING WOMAN THATS THE FACE OF AN EVIL BUSINESS WOMAN WHO JUST KILLED THE COMPETITION
mindfangasm:
justaddrainbows:
so guys
if a horse with two horns is a bicorn
and a horse with one horn is a unicorn
does that make a horse without a horn
an acorn
no its just a horse
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oncelut:
my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this
i…
nosdrinker:
yo who’s going to Jay Gatsby’s party later
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aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas...
yemoja:
it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th
a nigga was stressed and depressed
walking home like
“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”
on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom
luckily they had this program
“read away your fees” or some shit like that
every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off
my niggas.
my mother aint...
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only a submit because spaces are needed for good...
askinnyblackman:
ANTI JOKES! YES.
so.
Why did Jenny fall of the swing?
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she didn’t have any arms.
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Knock-knock.
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It’s not Jenny
badum-tiss
anti-joke submitted by retro-narwal
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starkassembled:
zeldea:
why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
Because Fahrenheit starts with an F for FREEDOM, not a C for COMMUNISM
And in that moment, I swear this line was going to be overused
teapayne:
this is my new senior quote
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
seventhbrother:
At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my customers said thank you I accidentally mashed both replies together and said “you’re my pleasure” while making complete eye contact
groovymuttations:
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
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steampoweredrocket:
