August 2012
85 posts
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July 2012
31 posts
aristotle: we are what we repeatedly do
plato: well then i guess i'm YOUR MOM
plato: *high fives socrates*
cosmothefairy:
you’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down
gatsbie:
internet explorer has to make a commercial to get people to use it even though it’s already automatically installed in every pc
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polosforhomos:
inthehangingtree:
neverbirds:
getnothingdone:
has anyone noticed we brits literally take nothing seriously
#we parachuted our queen into the olympic stadium
#we made hundreds of Mary Poppins’ battle Voldemort
is it a little late to bring in the boston tea party because you guys took that pretty harsh
gaywardvagabond:
“forever reblog!!!” the teen girl writes on her favourite post, laughing. she looks around. suddenly she’s not in her room anymore, but in some large warehouse full of girls roughly her age. she looks down to see her hand alt+clicking on the post she just reblogged. and again. and again. “forever reblog,” they all chant in unison. “forever reblog.”
ja-10:
221cbakerstreet:
my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes
the best part is “who needs sleep you’re only 5 episodes away from the season finale”
“I want all these young people to be getting a higher education, and I don’t want...”
– President Obama today, keeping it real (via barackobama)
Well this is nice.: my favorite part about grocery... →
eyelashes-chan:
all these creatively named generic brands
~*cocoa peanut butter spheres~* getting really fancy here
did they kawaiily pull out a thesaurus or something
they already used the word “crispy” for “crispy rice” so they’re taking away the “y”
vondell-swain:
amanda bynes changes her name to da bynes because she is an independent woman who doesn’t need aman
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“The day after Columbine, I was interviewed for the Tom Brokaw news program. The...”
– Roger Ebert (via vaginawoolf)
nkfr:
poachers:
watermarking your children
i made these plz dont steal thanks
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