Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way...– John Green (via spongeb00bsquarepants)
no-dana-only-zuul: “AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO___” yes you are the only one it is you the chosen one it is your destiny
blaqkwidow: i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
When i look back on people that i used to like
thatfunnyblog: Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?!
me: ew the ice cream is melting
my friend: quick put it close to your heart to keep it cold
bethboxin: Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing: Ron is 12 years old. Ron stole a car. Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE. I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what...
afternoonsnoozebutton: montypythonandtheholyblog: today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket ❤ helpful hints for everyday living by martha stewart
no-dana-only-zuul: pizzaforpresident: Washing Machine Tribal Beat that’s what happens when you try to wash your game of jumanji
In other news
senorpacman: I think I just stole God’s internet for a brief second.
Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.– Lemony Snicket (via kari-shma)
ibetmittromney: I bet Mitt Romney reminded the teacher there was homework due.
evrythingis: cybergay: I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU omg
ahomoboyslife: omg i was sitting next to some guy today, and he turns to an asian girl to his right and says “were you affected by the radiation in japan?” and then it got really quiet then after a minute he added “because you are just glowing”
moritzsstiefel: my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said “oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?” mom
We should ban life jackets and other flotation...
And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the consequences. You should see drowning as a gift. You, there with the sunglasses! You’re just asking for it. Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don’t worry. If it...
oldrowley: somethingdespicable: reblog if you are a true 1300’s kid hha peasant for life scribe it omg you can’t call yourself a 1340s kid if you were born in 1348 you don’t even remember the plague, god.
carly: i threw a wish in the well
me: how do you throw a wish in---
carly: don't ask me i'll never tell
me: you'll regret staying up this late
me: i know
me the next morning: i regret staying up that late
I’m sorry I can’t get over this poster